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dorksidefiker ([personal profile] dorksidefiker) wrote2009-05-14 01:42 pm

Under the Bed

Title: Under the Bed
Author: [personal profile] dorksidefiker
Fandom: That Damn Mpreg
Table/Prompt: Table 5/2. Darkness
Character/Pairing: Nate Altman-Kaplan
Rating: PG
Word Count: 158
Summary: There are scarier things that what lurks under the bed.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: Mine! Mine, you hear me?! Another thrilling tale from That Damn Mpreg



Nate tapped the baseball bat against the frame of his bed, chin jutting out like a battering ram as he peered into the darkness beneath. “I know you’re down there,” he said flatly. “Come out quietly and you’ll get to leave here alive and in one piece.”

Something that was probably very slimy and had more teeth than the Osmond family hissed and growled, writhing in the dark. “I’ll grind your bones for my bread, human child…”

“That line only works for giants. Do you really have no idea who I am?” Nate asked. “I’m Nate Altman-Kaplan, and I am far more frightening than you.”