Tentacle Monster
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dorksidefikerTitle: Tentacle Monster
Author:fullmetal_cute
Fandom: Young Avengers
Table/Prompt: Table 2/2. Bathroom
Character/Pairing: Eli, Billy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: There’s a tentacle monster in the bathroom, and Eli is not pleased.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I own not a damn thing.
“There’s a tentacle monster trying to climb out of the toilet,” Eli announced, clearly profoundly unamused with the redeveloping situation. “Where’s Billy?”
“It wasn’t me!” The spell caster said quickly. “I didn’t do it!”
“Not helping your case here, Kaplan,” the other boy said flatly. The bathroom door rattled ominously, and Eli’s habitual scowl grew deeper. “Do something about it.”
“Do?” Billy asked. “I’m a witch, not a plumber.”
“Well, undo whatever it was you did,” Eli suggested.
“But I didn’t do anything!” Billy protested. “I told you, this isn’t my fault, honest!”
“You said that about the damn cat, too. Remember the cat, Billy? The one that tried to have sex with Tommy?”
“You thought that was funny,” Billy reminded Eli.
“It’s not so funny when it’s a tentacle monster trying to violate me. Get rid of it.”
Author:
fullmetal_cuteFandom: Young Avengers
Table/Prompt: Table 2/2. Bathroom
Character/Pairing: Eli, Billy
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: There’s a tentacle monster in the bathroom, and Eli is not pleased.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I own not a damn thing.
“There’s a tentacle monster trying to climb out of the toilet,” Eli announced, clearly profoundly unamused with the redeveloping situation. “Where’s Billy?”
“It wasn’t me!” The spell caster said quickly. “I didn’t do it!”
“Not helping your case here, Kaplan,” the other boy said flatly. The bathroom door rattled ominously, and Eli’s habitual scowl grew deeper. “Do something about it.”
“Do?” Billy asked. “I’m a witch, not a plumber.”
“Well, undo whatever it was you did,” Eli suggested.
“But I didn’t do anything!” Billy protested. “I told you, this isn’t my fault, honest!”
“You said that about the damn cat, too. Remember the cat, Billy? The one that tried to have sex with Tommy?”
“You thought that was funny,” Billy reminded Eli.
“It’s not so funny when it’s a tentacle monster trying to violate me. Get rid of it.”