Nobody’s Idea of a Good Time
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dorksidefikerTitle: Nobody’s Idea of a Good Time
Author:dorksidefiker
Fandom: Young Avengers
Table/Prompt: Table 2/1. Disease
Character/Pairing: Eli/Billy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 384
Summary: Eli doesn’t like it, and neither does Billy.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I own nothing. Written for themarvel_kink meme.
Eli's back was ramrod straight, and his arms were crossed defensively across his chest as he glared at the book in Billy's hands like he wanted it to catch fire. "I wanna see for myself," he said, snatching the book out of Billy's hand and flipping to the page the young wizard has so thoughtfully marked.
"Hey, I'm not any happier about this than you are!" Billy pointed out. "I have a boyfriend, and you are so incredibly not my type that it's not even funny. Don't you even think about throwing that book," he added quickly, catching the look on Eli's face. For a moment, the young man looked offended as he very carefully set the old spell book down.
"I'm starting to think my life is someone's sick idea of a joke," Eli grumbled. "Why couldn't Tommy be the one to get the stupid magic parasite?"
Billy shuddered. "Oh God. That idea there? That comes not only with a great big ew but a giant helping of oh hell no. Also, lets throw in a few more ews. Now I need brain bleach."
"Welcome to my world, Billy."
Billy ran a hand over his face, then pinched the bridge of his nose. "Okay, stop trying to put this off, Eli. Or do you really want to play brood mother to a chest burster?"
"I thought you said this wasn't a chest burster," Eli countered.
"It's going to eat you from the inside out, Elijah," Billy snapped, making Eli wince. He'd known the other boy long enough to know Billy didn't trot out his full first name unless he was serious. Or angry. And at the moment, Billy looked to be a little of both. "So either we have sex, or you die, as stupid as that sounds. So either get with the naked, or I'm walking right out that door and you can find some other witch who knows how to take care of this AND is willing to have sex with you."
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dorksidefikerFandom: Young Avengers
Table/Prompt: Table 2/1. Disease
Character/Pairing: Eli/Billy
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 384
Summary: Eli doesn’t like it, and neither does Billy.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I own nothing. Written for the
marvel_kink meme.Eli's back was ramrod straight, and his arms were crossed defensively across his chest as he glared at the book in Billy's hands like he wanted it to catch fire. "I wanna see for myself," he said, snatching the book out of Billy's hand and flipping to the page the young wizard has so thoughtfully marked.
"Hey, I'm not any happier about this than you are!" Billy pointed out. "I have a boyfriend, and you are so incredibly not my type that it's not even funny. Don't you even think about throwing that book," he added quickly, catching the look on Eli's face. For a moment, the young man looked offended as he very carefully set the old spell book down.
"I'm starting to think my life is someone's sick idea of a joke," Eli grumbled. "Why couldn't Tommy be the one to get the stupid magic parasite?"
Billy shuddered. "Oh God. That idea there? That comes not only with a great big ew but a giant helping of oh hell no. Also, lets throw in a few more ews. Now I need brain bleach."
"Welcome to my world, Billy."
Billy ran a hand over his face, then pinched the bridge of his nose. "Okay, stop trying to put this off, Eli. Or do you really want to play brood mother to a chest burster?"
"I thought you said this wasn't a chest burster," Eli countered.
"It's going to eat you from the inside out, Elijah," Billy snapped, making Eli wince. He'd known the other boy long enough to know Billy didn't trot out his full first name unless he was serious. Or angry. And at the moment, Billy looked to be a little of both. "So either we have sex, or you die, as stupid as that sounds. So either get with the naked, or I'm walking right out that door and you can find some other witch who knows how to take care of this AND is willing to have sex with you."