The Loincloth Guy
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dorksidefikerTitle: The Loincloth Guy
Author:fullmetal_cute
Fandom: X-Men
Table/Prompt: Table 3/11. Behind
Character/Pairing: Nezhno, Santo, Victor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 209
Summary: In which the right to wear a loincloth is defended, reasons are discussed, and accusations are tossed back and forth.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I don’t own anything, and I’m sure you all are well aware of that by now.
“Victor,” Nezhno noted, drawling slightly, “has kept the loincloth.” He tilted his head a bit as the reptilian boy went past.
“You should fight Vic for the right to be the only Loincloth Guy,” Santo suggested earnestly.
“I am not a ‘Loincloth Guy’,” Nezhno replied, lips forming a small moue of distaste, “and if Victor wishes to keep wearing the loincloth, then he shall. Most likely to spite you,” he added.
Santo studied Nezhno for what felt like a very long moment, prompting the Wakandan mutant to ask him what he found so very interesting.
“You were checking out Vic’s ass when he went by,” Santo said slowly, a hint of wonder creeping in to his voice. “You’re in to lizard guy ass!”
Nezhno rolled his eyes. “For someone who claims to be straight, you are very fascinated by Victor and his backside,” he noted.
Author:
fullmetal_cute Fandom: X-Men
Table/Prompt: Table 3/11. Behind
Character/Pairing: Nezhno, Santo, Victor
Rating: PG
Word Count: 209
Summary: In which the right to wear a loincloth is defended, reasons are discussed, and accusations are tossed back and forth.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: I don’t own anything, and I’m sure you all are well aware of that by now.
“Victor,” Nezhno noted, drawling slightly, “has kept the loincloth.” He tilted his head a bit as the reptilian boy went past.
“You should fight Vic for the right to be the only Loincloth Guy,” Santo suggested earnestly.
“I am not a ‘Loincloth Guy’,” Nezhno replied, lips forming a small moue of distaste, “and if Victor wishes to keep wearing the loincloth, then he shall. Most likely to spite you,” he added.
Santo studied Nezhno for what felt like a very long moment, prompting the Wakandan mutant to ask him what he found so very interesting.
“You were checking out Vic’s ass when he went by,” Santo said slowly, a hint of wonder creeping in to his voice. “You’re in to lizard guy ass!”
Nezhno rolled his eyes. “For someone who claims to be straight, you are very fascinated by Victor and his backside,” he noted.