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dorksidefiker) wrote2011-04-01 03:09 pm
dorksidefiker) wrote2011-04-01 03:09 pm
Homo
Title: Homo
Author:dorksidefiker
Fandom: That Damn Mpreg
Table/Prompt: Table 4/10. Homo
Character/Pairing: Keith Guthrie, Sean Cassidy-Guthrie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: In which Keith asks his cousin a question.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: Mine, you hear me? Mine! Another tale from That Damn Mpreg.
“So you’re a homo?” Keith Guthrie asked his cousin Sean, scratching his scraggly attempt at a goatee. “Why?”
Sean raked his hands through his coppery hair, trying to smooth the red locks down. “Could you not used the word ‘homo’, Keith? Especially not like that? Please? It’s rude.”
“But you are, right?” Mom said you are.”
Sean sighed. “Somehow, I don’t think Aunt Sooraya called me a homo.” He gave his cousin a tired look. “I’ve had this talk in one form or another a dozen times now, so if you could come up with a unique variation, that would be great.”
“Woah, sorry,” Keith said, holding up his hands and taking a step back. “What crawled up your ass and died?”
“Keith? Cousin of mine? Get out. Now, please.”
Author:
dorksidefikerFandom: That Damn Mpreg
Table/Prompt: Table 4/10. Homo
Character/Pairing: Keith Guthrie, Sean Cassidy-Guthrie
Rating: PG
Word Count: 200
Summary: In which Keith asks his cousin a question.
Authors Notes/Disclaimer: Mine, you hear me? Mine! Another tale from That Damn Mpreg.
“So you’re a homo?” Keith Guthrie asked his cousin Sean, scratching his scraggly attempt at a goatee. “Why?”
Sean raked his hands through his coppery hair, trying to smooth the red locks down. “Could you not used the word ‘homo’, Keith? Especially not like that? Please? It’s rude.”
“But you are, right?” Mom said you are.”
Sean sighed. “Somehow, I don’t think Aunt Sooraya called me a homo.” He gave his cousin a tired look. “I’ve had this talk in one form or another a dozen times now, so if you could come up with a unique variation, that would be great.”
“Woah, sorry,” Keith said, holding up his hands and taking a step back. “What crawled up your ass and died?”
“Keith? Cousin of mine? Get out. Now, please.”
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